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Questions to Ask Yourself

1. Do you mind rats and roaches assisting on the scene?

nope

2. Do you mind when people bleed, barf, or blow snot all over your freshly pressed uniform?

nope

3. Does the thought of supressing your bodily functions for 24 hours at a time bother you?

nope

4. Do you expect patients to answer your questions intelligently or truthfully?

nope

5. Do you believe that the heart monitor makes a noise when someone's heart stops?

yes and no

6. Do you expect to be well paid, thought of as a hero, and thanked for your presence?

hell no

7. Do you watch Rescue 911?

YES!!

*If you answered YES to any of these questions, please seek another profession.*

Posted
here is mine what is yours

Questions to Ask Yourself

1. Do you mind rats and roaches assisting on the scene?

Yes

2. Do you mind when people bleed, barf, or blow snot all over your freshly pressed uniform?

Yes

3. Does the thought of supressing your bodily functions for 24 hours at a time bother you?

Yes

4. Do you expect patients to answer your questions intelligently or truthfully?

Yes

5. Do you believe that the heart monitor makes a noise when someone's heart stops?

Yes

6. Do you expect to be well paid, thought of as a hero, and thanked for your presence?

Yes

7. Do you watch Rescue 911?

Fuck no..

*If you answered YES to any of these questions, please seek another profession.*

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