The Old Sgt. Major

[buckeyedoc]

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a

local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,

idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant

Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is

something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks

like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You

know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the

wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking

everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand

and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him

several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and

said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact

voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

[becksdad]

HEHEHEHEHEHE!

[SSG G-man]

HOOAH!!

[buckeyedoc]

HOOAH!!

Oddly enough, I know a couple of CSM's that this is very fitting. Not to mention a couple of "Tops".

[SSG G-man]

Only a few promotions to go!!!!

[somedic]

Good One!

[Timmy]

Well I’m a sergeant and nothing like that has happened to me, maybe I should start going to those gala events, maybe I’m not old enough lol…. But great story.

[DwayneEMTP]

That was way funny!

Dwayne

[JCicco345]

You already made SGT at 17 thats awesome. How did you manage to pull that off ?

[Timmy]

You already made SGT at 17 thats awesome. How did you manage to pull that off ?

Well my volley organization is military bases, we uste to have 45 cadets so I got to yell at them for not having shinny shoes or there tie wasn’t straight. I had to do a lot of youth leadership courses and even a 3 day boot camp Was fun though.