Parking Lot Scam!! Please Read

[akflightmedic]

Subject: Home Depot Scam (a must read)

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home

Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out

shopping.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously hot, good-looking 21or 25 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one

steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,

17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming

weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

[spec_rogers2002]

Sounds serious! If you need someone to talk too, just give me a buzz.

If nothing else, you can tell me about it.

[windsong]

Ok is this supposed to be funny as in HAHA or is this for real, I dont buy the sex thing because I truly wonder about that, especially in Iraq. :roll:

[Asysin2leads]

Windsong, did your know that in the new 2007 edition of the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Edition dictionary, the word "gullible" will no longer be listed?

[spec_rogers2002]

I agree with Windsong. This is hard to believe. When I was in Iraq, I never seen any girls outside the Home Depot.

[windsong]

Asysin2leads you defined gullible, define guanine/gymnosperm, they almost have the same meaning and what it's purpose is used for.

Men thats all they think about, is terms and it's uses, you thought I was going to say sex on the brain, naw not really. :wink:

[BushyFromOz]

Asysin2leads you defined gullible, define guanine/gymnosperm, they almost have the same meaning and what it's purpose is used for.

And yet the picture next to it is yours

[Dustdevil]

Hehehehehe....

She said "sperm."

[MeekoBB]

Hehehehehe....

She said "sperm."

I think you watched a little too much Beavis & Butthead

[ptemt]

I trust you were not in uniform AK.