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Magnum condoms, roll of tape, bungee cords, tube of KY, coffee filters, a box of ammo, a TV dinner, and ask the clerk if the garden section has any bags of lime.

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A box of condoms, a gumboot and a kilogram of chicken breast fillets

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This one is not made up to be cute, its real.

A little backstory, I was living in sin with my girlfriend at the time who had two children. She was going to be a Maid of Honor for a wedding and was putting on a Bachellorette (sp?) party for the Bride. At the same time her two year old came down with a case of the flu. So my GF asks me to stop by Walgreens and pick up a few choice items for the Party and something for her sick kiddo, so this is what I take up to the cashier...

2 boxes "Magnum" condoms.

2 boxes normal size condoms.

2 big tubes of KY Jelly &

a package of Childrens Tylenol!

There were two rather long lines of people at the cashier and I was getting some pretty disgusted looks so I found myself explaining why I was buying what I was buying to complete strangers. :roll:

Peace,

Marty

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Really did this. Wasn't even thinking about it when I did:

el box-o of condoms ($4.50)

1 package of zip ties ($2.99)

1 roll of tape ($1.00)

A paint brush ($2.00)

A can of dog food ($0.95)

1 box of tampons ($4.00)

Look on the clerks face - priceless

Look on my wife's face when she realized what the clerk was thinking - absestinance

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Eric posted:

A box of condoms, a disposable enema one BVM and airways

Hmmm I think we know what goes on in the back of your ambulance :P . If you ever happen upon me just be sure not to ever use the airways please. I think we've covered this in another thread on the cleaniness of our airways. (i think it got locked) :lol:

Anyway-- Condoms, Gatorade, Lotrimin, dog leash, golf balls

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I have a new one

A box of condoms Texas chainsaw mascure movie and bandaids.........

Terri

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