Alleged thief strip-searches herself...

[Michael]

...perhaps because she took the term "convenience store" literally?

Times are lean: We gangsters have to tighten our belts.

Now that's what I call a Pocket Calculator!

She though it was a Fallout Shelter?

Her criminal tendencies are in her jeans.

Will she be condemned to wear an ankle bracelet?

Or receive a suspendered sentence?

Wears her fame lightly and pants after justice.

Come on, guys, help me here!

Edit: "We'll put cuffs on her, Chief."

Second Edit: Alleged thief slacks off on the job. (Somebody stop me please.)

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[chaser]

Well, I don't know if they really had a shred of evidence no matter how they candy coat it. Of course, it appears she was lacking in sense. How sad, I suppose should the scales of justices might see to just let her off, that would just be icing on the cake for her. Alas, the horrible side effects of crack.

[Michael]

Well

You're hired.

[DwayneEMTP]

Can she blame her behavior on the full moon?

If she can't afford a lawer, does she get a pubic defender?

Certainly she'll end up on paRollo after this....(Yeah..ok, so I suck at this)

Dwayne

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Now all she's gotta do is throw in a box of condoms and she wins.

[BushyFromOz]

Now all she's gotta do is throw in a box of condoms and she wins.

OOhhh...Awesomeness! It was short and it was brutal...love yer work mate!

[chaser]

You're hired.

Oh Michael, you had me at hello................ :wink:

[Michael]

at hello

"As other men collect fine horses or dogs, so I like to collect friends who can teach me to be virtuous." ~ Socrates

[chaser]

Hmmmm...not so sure I can help you there. Or maybe I'm the dog?

[Michael]

maybe

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