Christmas Tequila Cookies

[Pablo the Pirate]

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Christmas Tequila Cookies

1 cup dark brown sugar

1 cup (two sticks) butter

1 cup granulated sugar

4 large eggs

2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice

1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans

2 cups all purpose flour

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest

quality.

Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try

another 4 ounces, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and

chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the < BR>floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just

pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

over.

Don' t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and

make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas.

[Just Plain Ruff]

that's quite funny

[bbbrammer]

Best cookies I ever made!

[Fifthkid]

I kept messing up and had to do 6 batches

anyone want to help me make the next batch?

[MeekoBB]

i posted something similar and muchbetter then this one last year

[Fifthkid]

i posted something similar and muchbetter then this one last year

want to share that recipe?