Why I fired my secretary...

[akflightmedic]

Why I fired my Secretary.

> Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that

morning.

> I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

> As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I

thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I

left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

> As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by

the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had

remembered.

> I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know,

It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we

go out to lunch, just you and me."

> I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's

go!"

> We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose

instead a quite bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I

enjoyed the meal tremendously.

> On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful

day...We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?"

> I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

> She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."

> After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you

don't mind,

> I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."

> "Ok." I nervously replied.

> She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out

carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my

friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

> And I just sat there...

> On the couch...

> Naked.

> ________________________________

[spec_rogers2002]

Now thats funny!

[MedicNorth]

OMG! :oops: :oops:

[bbbrammer]

I have read this before and had to read it again. It is just too funny!