Funny sayings found on Tshirts

[windsong]

YES I CAN HOG TIE YOU IN LESS THAN 15 SECONDS AND YES I AM BIG ENOUGH TO DO IT!

CRACKHEADS NEED EMERGENCY SERVICES TOO.

INCASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK DANCE.

MY JOB IS SAVING YOUR ASS.

MY BOYFRIEND PUTS OUT FIRES AND I LIGHT HIS.

OUR DAY BEGINS WHEN YOURS IS ABOUT TO END.

HI. I'M YOUR NURSE. WHAT STUPID FCUKING THING DID YOU DO?

I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A MAGICIAN!

ARE YOU A/OX3?

AT EMS THE LOUDER YOU SCREAM THE FASTER WE COME.

WAITRESS: THE PERSON PAID TO PUT UP WITH YOUR CRAP FOR LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE IN THE VAIN HOPE THAT YOU WILL LEAVE A DECENT TIP.

NURSE: THE HIGHLY - EDUCATED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL PAID TO PUT UP WITH YOUR CRAP FOR A LITTLE MORE THSN MINIMUM WAGE IN THE VAIN HOPE THAT YOU WILL NOT SUE ONCE YOUR PROBLEM IS FIXED.

LEVO AND NEO AND DOPAMINE! OH MY!

I DRIVE A BANDAID BOX.

NEXT TIME YOU CALL: 9-1-1 EMERGENCY / 4-1-1 INFORMATION REMEMBER THE DIFFERENCE!

I'M A NURSE IN THE ER . . .THE ONE PLACE ON EARTH WHERE THE WRESTLING MATCHES ARENT CHOREOGRAPHED.

EBN: EMERGENCY BACKUP NERD / INCASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASSES.

CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS AN EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN.

[Asysin2leads]

MY BOYFRIEND PUTS OUT FIRES AND I LIGHT HIS.

You know if there is a t-shirt like this around there's a mullet and a gap tooth smile not far from it.

[emtpsaveu911]

You know if there is a t-shirt like this around there's a mullet and a gap tooth smile not far from it.

[whit72]

This was a sign I used to see all the time on this guy's garage.

"Screw the dog beware of the f#ck'n owner."

I always liked that one.

[MedicCraig]

On a hat I have........ Medic 911 makes me come!

[JPINFV]

On a hat I have........ Medic 911 makes me come!

Wow... make sure you remember to refuel your DeLorean.

[itku2er]

I have one but its not EMS related and it would get me Banned if I posted it here!

[Biker911]

My best one is

"God made Paramedics so even firemen could have hero's"

Caught alot of s##t from the FF's for that one. Still like wearing it!

[Kaisu]

Bumper Stickers at Marine Bases

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

"Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"

"Interrogators can't water-board dead guys."

" U.S. Marines - Travel Agents To Allah."

"Stop Global Whining."

"When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine."

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight."

"Death Smiles at Everyone - Marines Smile Back."

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil."

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775."

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It."

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon."

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting."

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl."

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support."

"Do Draft-Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College."

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume."

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers."

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran."

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem."

Ronald Reagan

[Happiness]

hee hee Happiness is a belt fed weapon Ohhhhh what a true statemene

I drive a band aid box that is halarious and i am going to get that shirt

My signature is from one of my husbands t-shirt

gotta love the humor