Funny sayings found on Tshirts

[Kaisu]

Breast cancer awareness t-shirt - Save the tatas

[emsgirl911]

-This is how I roll (has picture of an ambulance)

-I drive the short bus (has picture of cartoon ambulance)

-Im not mean, you're just a sissy!

-Never do anything that you're not willing to explain to the paramedics

-Official S**T magnet

-Rule No. 36: if it weren't for stupid people, we wouldn't have a job

-The world is going to hell...and im driving the bus! (also features picture of an ambulance)

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I'm going to stop now, because if I don't, I'll be here all day. Enjoy.

[Richard B the EMT]

Don't stop, keep going!

[Happiness]

I saw this in a hospital gift shop

"All mommy wanted was a back rub"

[mobey]

"Daddy's little squirt"

I do own a "Schrute Beet Farm" shirt though.....

[uglyEMT]

On the front

Most Famous Last Words...

On the back

Dude Watch This

(engraved in a tombstone)

also look to your left and see my avatar thingy. Its a Tshirt I own.

Volunteer EMT

Im here to save your ass NOT KISS IT

edit to add avatar line

Edited December 7, 2010 by UGLyEMT

[DwayneEMTP]

I saw this in a hospital gift shop

"All mommy wanted was a back rub"

LMAO...that's awesome! Mommy should have been more clear, and possibly sober... :-)

Dwayne

[BoCat9]

All arrhythmias straighten themselves out in the end

(ECG V Tach- Asystole)

All bleeding stops... eventually.

[k_emt13]

trauma junkie, it's not that I want you to get hurt, I just want to be there when you do.

i am getting this shirt.. hopefully for christmas

[chbare]

Respiratory and ventilator related:

What part of

Didn't you understand?

Take care,

chbare.