Funny sayings found on Tshirts

[joesph]

" I do what the voices in my Radio tell me to do"

[AlbertaEMT]

I had one back in '91 that said:

Hard Rock Cafe: Baghdad

then below that;

Closed due to Heavy Desert Storm.

[Lone Star]

SARCASM: Just one of the services I offer for free!

I'm not trying to be difficult (it just happens naturaly)

I'm sorry, I can't hear you, I don't have a beer in my hand

[HBEMT]

To err is human...to blame it on someone else shows management potential...

Kids in the backseat cause accidents..accidents in the backseat cause kids

The more u complain..the longer I'll keep u alive

Work...that annoying time between naps

I am a paramedic, I dont have a license to kill...I have a learners permit!

Stupidity should be painful

and my favorite...

Hes not dead...hes electroencephalalographically challenged

[Richard B the EMT]

Aren't the marines the red headed step child of the navy?

Per friends of mine in the USMC,

"SIR! Yes Sir! The best Part, Sir!"

When further questioned how long the Marines were going to be a part of the Navy, responded,

"SIR! Until we get the nack of walking on top of the water, Sir!"

As for the T-Shirts...

Showing an ambulance crew walking up the front walk from the truck, equipment in hand,

"Our day begins when yours is about to end!"

[Underdawg3ate1]

I had one back in '91 that said:

Hard Rock Cafe: Baghdad

then below that;

Closed due to Heavy Desert Storm.

As of 2003, there's a new one out

Hard Rock Cafe: Baghdad

Opening soon

Under new management.

Also:

Who's your Baghdaddy? (you can't get any cornier then that!)

I have three shirts with witty sayings.

Do I look like a @!%@*%$ people person to you?

I see dumb people

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me (wife really hates this one! )

[uglyEMT]

Seen one the other day

Front:

I am an EMT

(had the star of life on it too)

Back:

and YES! The gene pool needs chlorene

One I want made up (I know its not mine but I think it would be funny)

Front:

NJ EMT (star of life or something else)

Back:

Forgetaboutit

I Can't Cure Stupidity

(photo of someone being stupid)

edited for formatting issues

Edited December 22, 2010 by UGLyEMT

[Just Plain Ruff]

Not a t-shirt but a sign on a pickup truck

this was a truck that you would call to haul away your heavy trash that the trash company wouldn't take.

"No for Hire!! Private Individdle"

At least his rates were cheap

[Maz]

Ok it's not EMS related but imagine a picture of a ghost with the words "PISS ME OFF AND I WILL POSSESS YOU!"

"THINGS TO DO TODAY! NUMBER ONE - GET OUT OF BED, NUMBER TWO - SURVIVE AND NUMBER THREE GO BACK TO BED!

"COME TO THE DARK SIDE...WE HAVE COOKIES!"

"DON'T FOLLOW ME! I RUN INTO WALLS!"

"I SMILE BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON!"

"IT TAKES SKILL TO TRIP OVER FLAT SERFACES" with a picture of a slick man tripping over nothing

[Richard B the EMT]

Not a t-shirt but a sign on a pickup truck

this was a truck that you would call to haul away your heavy trash that the trash company wouldn't take.

"No for Hire!! Private Individdle"

At least his rates were cheap

We've established we live nowhere near each other, yet why does that truck's sign sound familiar?