You know the call is all downhill after you hear/see this...

[MeekoBB]

In my town...anytime PD dispatches to 800 River....

98% of the time it's Walter, or a homeless community resident...When dispatch is "Across from 800 River..." it sucks because then unless the pt can walk (and climb) up the river bank, we need to call rescue in with the stokes.

[emtkelley]

Get called to a hit and run and find the patient in a yard two houses up from where the dispatcher said the call was. (hit and drag). Ugh..I will never forget that night.

[njmedic1485]

I have found that when the little old lady is naked from the waist up andnot complaining it's going to be a bad call

[VDCavey]

Arriving at a call finding 8 police officers before a bar, immediateley saying "we go in first" :shock:

[Coach Hohman]

Someone on your crew arrives on scene wearing something he/she refers to as the "Bat Belt"

Reference: See the "Bat Belt" thread

[BushyFromOz]

When one of your droids says "i forgot to pick up the beer"

[Eydawn]

Oh man, the standby one cracked me up! Especially that quip about the bomb squad... sounds like good advice to me!

Wendy

CO EMT-B

MI EMT-B

[Richard B the EMT]

When you're surrounded by 15 people and you say " anyone that is NOT family get out! One person leaves.

It is my hope, for the EMS crew's sake, that the patient is NOT the one who leaves!