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[akflightmedic]

>NEW HUSBAND STORE

>

>A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Avenue in New

York

>

>where women can go to choose a husband. As you enter the store there

is

>a

>list of instructions of how the store operates.

>1. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !!!

>2. There are 6 floors to the store and the attributes of the men

>increase as you ascend the flights.

>3. There is however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular

>floor but once you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go down

>except to exit the building.

>

>

>So a woman goes into the husband store to find a husband.

>On the 1st floor a sign reads: Floor 1 --- these men have jobs.

>She ascends to the 2nd floor where a sign reads: Floor 2 --- these men

>have jobs and love kids.

>She ascends further to the 3rd floor where a sign reads: Floor 3 ---

>these men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow"

she

>

>thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

>On the 4th floor a sign reads: Floor 4 --- these men have jobs, love

>kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Oh

mercy

>me!"

>she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

>Still she goes to the 5th floor and a sign reads: Floor 5 --- these

>men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with the

>housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

>She is so tempted to stay, but goes on the 6th floor and a sign reads:

>You are visitor number 31,456,012 to the floor. There are no men on

this

>floor. This floor exists only to prove that women are impossible to

>please.

>Thank you for shopping at the husband store.

>

>

>NEW WIFE STORE ACROSS THE STREET

>The 1st floor has wives who enjoy sex.

>The 2nd floor has wives who enjoy sex and have money.

>The 3rd thru 6th floors have never been visited.

[Connie31079]

Hmmmm, I'm looking for a husband, and I, personally, would have stopped at the 4th floor of the "husband store".

Any man who has a job, is good-looking, loves kids AND helps out with housework sounds pretty damn good to me!

SOLD! I'll take him.....

[bbbrammer]

I also would have stopped at the 4th floor, but oh, how tempting to keep going and find out what was on the other two floors!

[kount]

if i were to go to the new wife store, i would have no need to go beyond the first floor!!!!