NO SEX SINCE 1955

[windsong]

A crusty old Paramedic Supervisor found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Paramedic for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, Mr Medic, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Paramedic said, "Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his years of service pin, the age lines on his face and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

The Paramedic short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Paramedic supervisor just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

The Paramedic looked at her and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"

The Paramedic, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so?

It's only 2130 now."

YA GOT TO LOVE THAT MILITARY TIME !

[buckeyedoc]

Sorry, windsong. I finally beat someone in posting something. I'm always the slow poke.

http://www.emtcity.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.ph...p;highlight=sgt

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[windsong]

Hey buckeyedoc, I found this at another EMS site, so I guess whatever profession you come from, anything will do. :wink:

[buckeyedoc]

Very true. Funny story. My daughter is 7[sup:c1b3b7636b]1/2[/sup:c1b3b7636b]. One of the girls on her soccer team asked what time their game was next week. Hannah said that it was at 13:15. You should have seen the bewildered look on the faces of the people around. They couldn't do the math. Hannah looked around and said, "Oh, come on people. It's 1:15 PM. Doesn't anyone know military time?" I about wet myself laughing so hard. She says the funniest things. She's too smart for her own good.

[akroeze]

Hey guys, the '60s called and they want their joke back.

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