FF vs civilian friends

[Mediclcems]

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that

no one is late for the ride home.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points

and an Escape & Evasion route.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked

up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your

pussy.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who

bought it in the first place.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and

leave them alone.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. ha ha ha

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relationship problems and hope it works

out for you.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long Fire, and will

help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Have spent more precious times with more than your girl

has, and would never even think about doing that.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will beat the crap out of the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and

are sorry you couldn't come.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and

try to steal free drinks all night.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had

enough.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,

"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste..

That's alcohol abuse!!!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later

"okay just one more" until you wake up for a three day hangover owwwww

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wait until a decent hour to call you or merely leave a message.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will call your ass while still thoroughly drunk, talk to you until everything becomes an incoherent murmur, then call you again so they can leave a message.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you they miss you when you leave.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will first get shit faced and then beat the crap out of you while your all wasted but be there in time to drive sent you off.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you about all the harmful side effects of smoking.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Tell you to take off your mask in a fire as they give you their last Camel Light, and then help you light up.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you They Would Risk their life for you.

FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will actually Sacrifice

[somedic]

That was actually humorous the first time it was posted on here...........