What's your fav/funny line in a movie?

[Richard B the EMT]

POINT OF ORDER!!!

Maverick had 2 RIOs, the first was "Goose", killed while ejecting from the F-14. Was the second one "Sundown"?

"Goose" was played by Anthony Edwards, who would go on to play "Dr. Mark Green" on "ER".

[wakkoemt807]

POINT OF ORDER!!!

Maverick had 2 RIOs, the first was "Goose", killed while ejecting from the F-14. Was the second one "Sundown"?

"Goose" was played by Anthony Edwards, who would go on to play "Dr. Mark Green" on "ER".

Sundown (played by Clarence Gilyard who was later on Walker Texas Ranger) was Mavericks' first RIO after Goose's death. Maverick's RIO during the last big dogfight was Merlin (Cougar's RIO from the opening sequence and played by Tim Robbins..."Nuke" Laloosh from Bull Durham among other roles). 8)

[JakeEMTP]

" Ah Ah Ah ! Before you reach for that gun, you need to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya.............Punk!"

Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry 8)

[FMBILL]

There's two that come to mind for me....

ID4 with Wil Smith - "Kick the tires and light the fires"

The Mask with Jim Carey - "SHMOKIN!!!"

[chaser]

The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?

Hotel Clerk: No.

Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.

[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]

Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!

Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.

Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.

Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.

Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.

Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.

Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.

Sir Lancelot: Am not.

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King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.

Black Knight: Yes I have.

King Arthur: *Look*!

Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

[repeated line]

King Arthur: Run away!

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Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?

Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!

Sir Bedevere: A newt?

Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.

Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

(Hell, she was most likely a bad driver too...........)

[BushyFromOz]

"Can somebody please tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed as a giant bat gets all my publicity...this town needs an enema"

Joker - Batman

"P - A - R - T - Why BECAUSE I GOTTA!"

Mask

"You ugly, mexican, african fu@king whores"

Irish drill Sgt - Glory

"Because of homelessness, poverty, malnutrition and vioent crime they are not worthless to us! They are worth 42.50 and 50 cents a mile"

Mr Fishbine - Mother Jugs and Speed

[aussiephil]

From the original Mad Max

HEY FELLA, YOUR A TURKEY, YOU KNOW THAT

[emtI4now]

From Something To Talk About:

Grace (Julia Roberts) stands up in the middle of the ladies' club meeting and says "I have a question. I'd like to know if anyone else here has F***ed my husband." Or something to that effect.

[emtpsaveu911]

Old School--there were so many but here are just a few:

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?

Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat

Frank: We're going streaking

Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

Earmuffs have got to be my fav in this movie but it more funny to watch:

Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.

Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."

Frank: Cock. Balls.

Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it

[bbbrammer]

My favorite line is from The Postman with Kevin Costner:

"Wouldn't it be great if wars could be settled by the assholes that started them?"