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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

Just what we need, a Druish princess.

Strange, she doesn't look Druish.

Spaceballs

It's good to be the king.

Multiple Mel Brooks movies.

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I'm so glad there are so many fans of Boondock Saints here, that is one of my favorites ever.

My favorite line from the movie is when Rocco is yelling at his drug addled girlfriend:

" I can't walk across the street without running into 12 guys you fucked"

Or something to that effect.

Another good one is from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Hunter S Thompson (Johnny Depp) has just drove his caddy up on the curb in front of a hotel lobby.

Valet- "sir you cant park here"

Thompson- (high on ether) " Is this not a reasonable place to park?"

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And from every Arnold Schwartzenegger (sp?) movie ever made:

"Get down!"

What? Not:

I'll be back
???
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"Hey Rocky"- "Watch me pull something out of my hat"

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(Take One)

Bullwinkle

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat

(pulls a rhinoceros out of the hat, and quickly puts it back in)

Bullwinkle

Wow, I don't know my own strenth

(Take two)

Bullwinkle

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat

Rocky

But that trick never works

Bullwinkle, after pulling Rocky out of the hat

Well, I'm getting close
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"I graduated the 6th grade." - Jethro

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"What kind of training have you been doing, soldier?"

AAARRMY ,SIR!

- Bill Murray "Stripes"

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In Patch Adams when Robin Williams was talking about death he said:

"...and if we buried you ass up I'd have a place to park my bike!."

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"What kind of training have you been doing, soldier?"

AAARRMY ,SIR!

- Bill Murray "Stripes"

Along with:" THAT'S A FACT, JACK".

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"Dr.Scott!" "Brad!" "Janet" "Dr. Scott!" "Brad!" "Janet!"

-Rocky Horror Picture Show

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