What's your fav/funny line in a movie?

[snoopy911]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. -the Princess Bride

[emtpsaveu911]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. -the Princess Bride

A classic! One of my favorites.

[Laura Anne]

INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: 8)

[LiLMizEmT]

Omgsh! Boondock saints yes!!! the move came out in theaters for ONE day a few months back cuz so many peolpe were questioning why it wasnt originally in theaters, and it was incredibe cuz they showed scenes that werent put into the actual movie, it was aweosme =]

[firedoc5]

"Just f#$k the Ranger, Boo Boo. Take the pic-a-nic basket" - Imitator of Yogi Bear

[air.stump]

I could post tons of these......

From Spies Like Us

Austin: I gotta take a leak. You should go too.

Emmett: What are you my mother? Don't you think I'm capable of determining my own time to go to the bathroom?

Austin: So, isn't now one of those times?

Emmett: No.

Austin: You mean you don't feel a certain degree of urgent pressure on the inner wall of your bladder, now, right at this moment?

Emmett: No, I'm fine!

Austin: Well... wouldn't you feel more comfortable being fully relieved of any excess fluids that might be building up immediately, now?

Emmett: I gotta take a wizz?

Austin: (Nods head yes.)

From Raising Arizona

Son, you got a panty on your head.

From O' Brother, Where Art Though

Pappy O'Daniel: Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.

From Bull Durham

Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!

Larry: Lollygaggers!

Skip: Lollygaggers.

[tamaith]

Sonny : now yous can't leave

from the movie A Bronx Tale

[HellsBells]

yesss, a Bronx Tale. I love that scene, they kicked those bikers asses

[Beeb]

From "Anchorman"....

"I'm going to punch you in the ovary"

"You are a smelly pirate hooker"

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

Possibly one of the finest achievements in American cinema since "Citizen Kane", "The Godfather", and "Dude, Where's My Car?"... :headbang:

[Amhet1]

Being a fan of Monty Python, I feel the need to add these gems.....

I fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of Elderberries!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is that an African or a European swallow?

"But I'm not dead yet","Yes you are!"

"I Got Better."

And a favorite Cartman line.....

"Ive been licking this carpet for three hours and I still dont feel like a lesbian!"

and (paraphrasing) "My grandfather was german and my grandmother was lesbian, so that makes me a quarter lesbian!"