What's your fav/funny line in a movie?

[firedoc5]

Being a fan of Monty Python, I feel the need to add these gems.....

I fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of Elderberries!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is that an African or a European swallow?

"But I'm not dead yet","Yes you are!"

"I Got Better."

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...And now for something completely different....

Yup, love Python and a lot of British humor.

[Hockeygod]

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

[firedoc5]

"He'll have an enormous shwanz-shtuker". - Young Frankenstein