You Might Be In A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If....

[Jess]

You Might Be In A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If...[/font:3967704036]

# your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene.

# you have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper.

# your firehouse has wheels.

# you've ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse.

# Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire gettin' drunk.

# you've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their ground.

# at least one vehicle in the firehouse still has decorations on it from the Halloween Parade and it's January.

# your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it.

# you don't own a Dalmatian, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky.

# you've ever walked through a Christmas display and came up with more than 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck.

# your rescue truck can smoke the tires.

# your department's name is misspelled on the equipment.

# your engine had to be towed in the last Christmas Parade.

# dispatch can't mention your name without laughing.

# the local news crew won't put your department on TV because you embarrassed them last time.

# your defib consists of a pair of jumper cables, a marine battery, and a fish finder.

# you've ever taken a girl on a date in a pumper.

# your pumper has been on fire more times than it has been to a fire.

# your pumper smokes more than the house fire.

# the only time the trucks leave the station is on bingo night.

[Just Plain Ruff]

and every house fire you have been to the owners received a thank you card with this motto on them.

"Another quality inground Swimming pool courtesy of XYZ Volunteer Fire Department"

[Richard B the EMT]

# your defib consists of a pair of jumper cables, a marine battery, and a fish finder.

Why a fish finder?

[BikerEMT375]

Instead of having an electronic siren on the engine, everyone yells Wooo hoooo, Yeee haaaa, woooo hoooo. yeee haaaa on the way to fires

[MedicNorth]

Your foam system is a keg of beer on a paint shaker.

[Eric]

so why us redneck have to be picked on so much for just for the fact we can out race you on the roads lol

its all good

[CodeBlueEMT]

We all drive expensive trucks that are paid for, but....we had to finance all the LED's, strobes, and radios.

Shayne

[Richard B the EMT]

I'll ask again: Why a Fish finder?

[becksdad]

MedicNorth wrote: Your foam system is a keg of beer on a paint shaker.

That would be alcohol abuse. A retneck would never abuse alcohol.

Pretty funny though!!!

[chaser]

Well Beck, at least its shaken, not stirred. 8)