Really Funny/Stupid Bumper Stickers:

[WendyT]

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence? -------->Bushy :wink:

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.

How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!

If something goes without saying, LET IT!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I've ever made.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute, honey!

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

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A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan:

CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!

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On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan:

CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP!

KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

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From the bottom plate of a lap top:

DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF!

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Sign at a beach:

The shark prevention net was dismantled

for maintenance on 1 November 2004.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused.

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“Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window:

Look! Our new baby is on our car!

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At a zoo in Thailand:

Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

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Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:

"Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash."

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From the cover of a notebook used by

one of my Korean students:

My heart is very flammable

when I see your beautiful eyes.

On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel:

Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!

A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could apply:

No limit on sex.

On the box for a toy microphone called "ECHO MIKE:"

Mom ma! Pap Pap! I and Lady Employees

to play with it together!

On a sports drink bottle:

Pocari Sweat Refreshment water

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www.AskBillyBob.com

Bouncing Baby Buggy Bumpers, try and say this fast 5 times.

[tattoomama]

I've seen alot of those in the second group on the site www.engrish.com.

SOOO funny, the interpretations.

[bbbrammer]

I wouldn't mind having a couple of those for myself!

[Kilted13]

Caution: Driver only carries $20 in ammunition

As a matter of fact, I do own the road

Visualize Whirled Peas

Hang up and drive

Visualize turn signal use

Keep honking, I'm reloading

So many cats, so little time

[Richard B the EMT]

If you can read this, thank a teacher

If you can read this, you're too damn close!

What? Me worry?

In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned

(I had to have that one explained to me, by the way, different religion)

[emt322632]

Doesn't play well with others

Horn broken watch for finger

PETA People Eating Tasty Animals

If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat

Work Harder: Millions on welfare depend on you!!

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands

Can't Feed 'Em? Don't Breed 'Em!

Guns don't kill people, drivers with cellphones do

For a small town this one sure has alot of a&@holes

and my favorite...

Bush/Cheney '04 :shock:

[becksdad]

On the back of a package of plastic worms for bass fishing - "Not for Human Consumption"

[Michael]

On the back of a package of plastic worms for bass fishing - "Not for Human Consumption"

Obviously

a) one very old package (glossary here)

and

I wonder what the off-label indication was?

[becksdad]

I'm not sure of the off-label use, but judging from all the fish I fail to catch, they must be smarter than some people!

[Richard B the EMT]

I'm not sure of the off-label use, but judging from all the fish I fail to catch, they must be smarter than some people!

Fish must be smarter than people, after all, don't they travel in schools?