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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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Why am I always attracted to these posts that have "Redneck" in them somewhere? Lol guilty conscious I suppose :roll:

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My question is, if rednecks really are such great soldiers, why did the South lose so badly? :twisted:

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