Points to ponder

[bbbrammer]

There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am setting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

1) When I am feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

2) If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

3) A penny saved is a government over-sight.

4) The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

5) The easiest way to find something around the house is to buy a replacement.

6) He who hesitates is probably right.

7) If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone to blame.

8) How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

9) If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

10) If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

11) Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

12) You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

[Michael]

Number 9 reminds me of having read and been impressed by the tender, heroic observation that "Most of the work in the world is done by people who aren't feeling very well."

When I repeated that to a coworker, she said, "It shows."

[scratrat]

And let us not forget "Never underestimate stupid people in large groups"