What to get for your husband

[Michael]

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman whether she would like a ride. After a bit of small talk and while resuming the journey, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What's in the bag?" asked the woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for a moment then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade."

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Paleface versions here.

[WendyT]

A waitress and a man were arguing over what came first the chicken or the egg, how can that be, if the chicken came first that means the chicken was all ready hatched from the egg, so the man said good thought before he could say anymore a patron walked over and said the semen came first then the egg that making it a chicken either that or and the man said what do you mean or?

Well the patron said it was breakfast. :roll:

I know, bad joke. . . :shock:

[PCB]

What?? :shock:

Wendy, are you self medicating?

PC

[Jess]

WOW! :shock: nothing like a little chuckle first thing in the morning :wink: