Misleading Headlines?

[MedicNorth]

With the chat room down I was just perusing the EMTCity newsfeed, when I noticed some really intriguing headlines. Being snoopy, I read some of them, and the headlines most definitely were misleading or could be misconstrued. Here they are:

1. Busted EMTs still working in flawed system

Chuckle - Many of the EMTs I know are busted - after all, it IS an equal opportunity occupation, yes? The further suggestion made by the headline is that the system is flawed because we have feminine counterparts.

2. Despite a Patient's Death, He's Hired as an EMT

This one really made me look twice. We know what the intention is, but it really sounds like they hire dead guys in California!

Ok - the point for this thread- how many unintentionally weird headlines can we find? I know that there are some classics out there.

[Chief1C]

How about some fake news?

http://centralpagazelle.blogspot.com/index.html

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10.Queen Mary having bottom scraped

9.Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

8.Prostitutes appeal to Pope

7.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkersr

6.Stud Tires Out

5.Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

4.Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

3.Sadness Is No. 1 Reason Men and Women Cry

2.Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men

and the number 1...

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[FMBILL]

Oh man, that centralpagazette is good. I don't know what's scarier or funnier, I know almost everything they listed there and even some inside info on a few of those things!