No offense guys... but this is funny!!!

[emschick78]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet

twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I

play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and

yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and

squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her

winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of

them asked,

"What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were

watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blondes are dumb.

But, all men..... are men.

[History Nut]

I thought it was funny. Of course, I would have added that the dealers were off-duty firemen moonlighting at the casino. :wink:

[Asysin2leads]

If they were firemen, you would have had to change the gambler to a bare chested young cowboy. Oooooooh.... them's fightin' words.

[itku2er]

If they were firemen, you would have had to change the gambler to a bare chested young cowboy. Oooooooh.... them's fightin' words.

I WILL TAKE A BEAR CHESTED YOUNG COWBOY

[Michael]

WILL TAKE A BEAR CHESTED

Hey, what happened to the scavenger hunt anyway?

[tskstorm]

i think it died, ill remake it if you guys are itnerested