no touilet paper

[steph1030]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very

>faithful and loving wives.

>However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

>

>Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they

stopped

>in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought

>she would take off her panties and use them.

>

>Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and

>did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to

a

>grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe

>with that.

>

>After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

>

>The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his

normally

>sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned

the

>other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm

>starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!"

>

>"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card

>stuck to her ass that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station.

>We'll never forget you."

>

>

[emt-b_wa]

LOL thats funny