Nice quotes

[scratrat]

Some days its just not worth chewing through the leather restraints...

The answer is alcohol. I don't remember the question.

Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel

how warm it is.

Give a man enough rope, he'll hang himself. Teach a man to make rope, he'll

hang other people.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, but only 4 to pull the trigger of a finely

tuned sniper rifle.

For every complex question there is an answer that is simple, clear, and wrong.

Moo.

Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night. Set him on fire and

you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if

you win, you're still retarded.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in very large groups.

1 out of every 5 people thinks the other 4 are idiots.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

The day your life sucks and you put a gun in your mouth, 2 minutes

later they'll have your lotto numbers on the TV, some hot chick will

call you and ask you out, your boss will call in with a promotion

and your parents will call and apologize for making childhood suck.

Intolerant people should be shot.

The total accumulated knowledge of all the men that ever walked the Earth on the

topic of women can fit in the period at the end of this sentence.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my distaste

for manual labor.

Love is a cruel and bitter way of paying you back for all the faith you

ever had in your brain.

Death by suffocation is a piece of apple strudel next to a night with you.

I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

Every time I start feeling blue, I start breathing again.

[emtpsaveu911]

"Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if

you win, you're still retarded."

If only some people realized this...

[Eydawn]

How fitting that I just came off the latest vs-eh thread to see the arguing on the internet special olympics quote.... haha!

Wendy

CO EMT-B

MI EMT-B

[MedicNorth]

I laughed - something I needed today!

Thanks, Scatrat - I won't even argue about any of them - you win!

Take care,

[Scaramedic]

Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night. Set him on fire and

you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Thank you for my new signature.

Peace,

Marty

[scratrat]

It's the least I could do!!!

[emtannie]

I would like to add one I saw today, and decided had to become my new signature line....

I'm sorry.... your IQ test came back negative...

[emt-b_wa]

today was just one of those days it wasent worth chewing through the leather restraints. I think I need to put that on the celling of my ambulance above the cot