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Seems I've been doing a bitof retrospect after some calls lately. The latest was a double stabbing in our "hood". So I git to thinkin, which I do from time to time, how do you know if the call is bad as you're rolling up...?

-The police are roping off the area with crime scene tape... before you get there... and your response time was less than 2 min.

-Your supervisor pulls up and his first comment (after you've got things under control) is: "OH SH**!"

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All you can see sticking out of the wreckage is part* of a hand...

Although; I dunno how this qualifies as funny stuff, unless you've got a f**ked up sense of humor.

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Although; I dunno how this qualifies as funny stuff, unless you've got a f**ked up sense of humor.

I prefer to call it a "unique" sense of humor, one that helps us cope in our own twisted way. :bom:

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I prefer to call it a "unique" sense of humor, one that helps us cope in our own twisted way. :bom:

This is very true, it does help us cope with the stuff we see every day and every night

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I know it's gonna be a bad call when you sit the patient up and the skin color improves to cyanotic

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you know it is going to be a bad call when you arrive on scene and the crime lab is there, even before the police.

we went on a cardiac arrest after the crime lab was waved down by apartment complex management. he had been dead long enough for moss to grow on him.

fun day.

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You know it's going to be a bad call when dispatch tells you that the pt's family quit doing CPR for 5 minutes to watch tv and started it up again. Even worse when you show up on scene and they're doing CPR with the pt still seated on the couch. :roll:

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I know it's gonna be a bad call when you sit the patient up and the skin color improves to cyanotic

HEY! I remember that call. Didn't we piss someone off along the way?

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You know it's going to be a bad call when you are advised, during the initial dispatch, that the coroner has already been dispatched :shock: . LEOs' [rural sheriff's dept.] weren't dispatched for another 30 minutes :evil: . The dispatcher didn't want to disturbe them while they were in court! :roll:

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You know it's going to be a bad call when you are advised, during the initial dispatch, that the coroner has already been dispatched :shock: . LEOs' [rural sheriff's dept.] weren't dispatched for another 30 minutes :evil: . The dispatcher didn't want to disturbe them while they were in court! :roll:

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I LOVE dispatch :roll:

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