You know it's a bad call when

[emschick78]

When you open the front door to a call dispatched as "unresponsive" and realize (within seconds) you'll need to use the FD's air packs!!!!! It was just lovely...

[scubanurse]

when dispatch tells you to identify yourself as the pussy cats because the woman is insane and will only trust the pussy cats....

that was a fun one...

or when the all male crew calls quarters to see if a female is there because they dont wanna deliver the baby....they got in trouble for that one

[Scaramedic]

Any call that dispatch says "details via pager."

Two calls come to mind that were dispatched liked that.

#1. NH patient who won't stop masturbating, who is now bleeding from "abrasive" injury.

#2. A crew coming out of hospital with a non-emergency transport reported a man standing on the corner playing with his little friend. :jerk: Two minutes later we were dispatched to that one because PD didn't want to deal with it.

Peace,

Marty

[JakeEMTP]

I was thinking along the same line Marty.

Something like, " Station 53, contact dispatch via land line ". :?

[jon_ems_boi]

WEll I do not know if this counts.. but i had a call once where a 400lb woman asked me to please remove the popsicle sticks from her ass......

[DCMed124]

cops prone in the drive usually indicate something interesting...

"Never walk pass the blue canaries"

[Niftymedi911]

When rescue randy's landing the chopper in the roadway. EMS, FD and PD are just now pulling on scene.

The best comes to my mind..........

"Medic 20, respond possible airway obstruction" Comments: Female Y (Awake, Alert) / Y (Breathing)// unable to remove vibrator from throat."

"Medic 6, respond to General Illness" : Female Y / Y // Vomiting Fecal matter

"Medic 15, respond possible Signal 7 (DOA), Comments: Caller states, "strong odor coming from apartment x 2 weeks and dog is usually present has stopped barking", //// *Rescue is not responding*