Your best story from an EDP !!

[Trauma_Junkie]

OK mine was found in an airport getting mad at security because they were stopping him from going to washington DC ... to cure Bill Clinton of his sexual addiction.

Do you have any better?

[Just Plain Ruff]

EDP??????? what is an EDP? oh Emotionally disturbed person please don't use abbreviations that many of us don't readily know. Sort of like 10 codes.

I transported Jesus

I had one psych patient open the back doors of the ambulance and jump out - thankfully we were at a stop light.

[JPINFV]

I've transported Jesus too... I would think he would be able to speak English because, you know, he's Jesus. Apparently he could speak Spanish though.

[flight-lp]

I once transported a physician diagnosed nympho to our regional psych hospital..............

Longest damn 3 and 1/2 hours of my life. Played with herself the whole way there............

[canuckEMT]

Damn, how come I can never get those kind of transfers?

[JakeEMTP]

I had a psych pt. Saturday that just about whipped my tail. We eventually calmed them down enough to ride with us to the hospital. Once in the ambulance, the pt. was given 5mg of Haldol and 5mg of Valium. He was alright untill we were approx. 3 min. out from the ED. Then he blew a gasket. I mean, it was ON! The stretcher was actually bouncing!

As we were pulling up to the hospital my partner had the foresight to call for PD to meet us at the doors. Cuffs were applied and between the 4 cops, and 3 EMS personnel we managed to get him inside. As were restraining the pt to the ED bed, the 2nd year resident wants to evaluate the pt. He asks us what's the pt's c/c. :roll: After he took his last swing at me, ordered 10mg Haldol IV, which turned a few heads but worked great.

Has anyone ever administered Haldol IV before? Obviously it can be done. I thought it was IM only though. Learn something new everyday.

[Sassafras]

I had a patient about a year ago that yanked out all ten toenails with a pair of plyers. :shock: I've had worse, but the self removal of finger/toenails just gives me the willies.

[Timmy]

I’ve never had a Jesus but I’ve had an Umpa Lumpa and they were all dressed up to...

[Medic2588]

I got plenty of EDP stories in my books available on Amazon... oh come on! Who didn't see that one coming? 8)

http://www.amazon.com/EMS2-Life-Your-Devin...6275&sr=8-1

Devin

[EMT City Administrator]

Anyone see this coming?

http://www.emtcity.com/phpBB2/shop.php?i=1587761491