Sex......

[aussiephil]

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Spot" I made

the mistake of calling mine "Sex".

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to

city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like

a license for Sex. He said "I'd like to have one too!" Then I

said "But this is for a dog." He said "I don't care what she

looks like." Then I said "You don't understand, I've had Sex

since I was nine years old." He said "You must have been quite a

kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog

with me. Not wanting the dog to bother us, I told the clerk that

I wanted a room for my wife and I and a special room for Sex. He

said that every room in the place was for sex. I said "You don't

understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said "Me

too."

One day I entered Sex in a dog show, before the competition

began, Another contestant asked me what I was doing. I told him

that I planned to have Sex in the show. He said that I should

have sold my own tickets. When I asked if the show was televised

he called me a pervert.

I left my dog at the Veterinarian. When I went to pick him

up I said "I've come for my dog." She said "Which one Spot or

Rover?" I said "What about Sex?" She slapped me. After I

straightened out the misunderstanding, I asked if Sex was good

for her. She slapped me again.

Sex ran away, I went to the dog pound. As I was looking in

all the cages the operator came up to me. I said I'm looking for Sex.

He said I was looking in all the wrong places.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for

custody of the dog. I said "Your Honor I had Sex before I was

married." He said "What's your point, so did I." I said "But my

wife wants to take Sex away." He said "That's what happens in a

divorce."

Last night Sex ran off. I spent hours looking for him all

over town. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing

in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I was looking

for Sex....... My case comes up Friday.

[itku2er]

TFF there phil OMG that is way too funny

terr

[katbemeEMT-B]

TFF there phil OMG that is way too funny

terr

:happy6: Phil that was hilarious. I have to share that.

[medicrufus]

That was freakin hysterical. i think that you have given me a good idea. thanks

[scratrat]

I wil reply to the topic at hand...

Yes, please

[allentownEMT]

now that is the funniest i ever heard where did you get it

[WendyT]

My neighbor had a dog named Firestone named after the tire I guess, and one day he got out of the yard and he called everywhere for him. I think Todd was either drunk or drugged when he named his dog that.

Imagine the people who came out as he yelled "Fire". :wink:

[LastChance]

Rofl thats hilarious

[Fifthkid]

I'll come to court with you Phil, I'll tell about you and sex

[tniuqs]

Ok Phil:

Just one question remains, did you get sex back..... down boy down.

LMFAO a great story from a mind down under.