You just can't make this stuff up

[Dustdevil]

Maybe he didn't want 2 ply her with questions, I'm sure the truth with leak out with time. Perhaps he was just pooped and wanted a rest for a bit. It is a big job.

True. I suppose I was just being anal.

We shouldn't be too quick to dump on him until we know his actual roll in this affair.

I'm sure he's a very charmin guy.

[Just Plain Ruff]

well he's got a crappy job but someone's gotta do it.

This thread just gets better and better.

[Michael]

Don't anyone cheekily poo-poo the quality of the contributors here, who are on a roll and can't hold it in.

But in dire-realism, toi-let waste an opportunity so alimentary... can-al you think about is jokes?

Don't you suppos-it-worries her who'sphinkt 'er out? Some stoolie who got the drop on her and rectal the goodwill by de seat? And now it's all over the papers.

[JPINFV]

Cue to 55 seconds...

[Lone Star]

Option #1 was to take a pissy stand about things and let it go to a jury trial,

Option #2 was to take the shitty deal that the DA offered....

Butt, in the 'end', it looks like she's gonna get some serious time in the 'can' for this!

The only way I can see that she can rectum-fy I mean, 'rectal'fy the shit...I mean, SITuation, is admit to all the stinky details and hope that its enough to get her ass out of the PILE she's in now. ASSume the 'fecal position' and it too, shall come to pass!

BO,HICA!

(Oh the stench, of toilet humor!) :pottytrain5:

[JakeEMTP]

I have to agree with Doc on the quality of the TP. Re-member, it was provided by the lowest bidder.

It does seem the Sheriff in question wadded up the case. I guess Dust, it took him a week to stop laughing before he could ask her WTF? :pottytrain4:

[Dustdevil]

That was a pretty bowled movement for her to make in broad daylight. You can't doo something like this and then just hang around. You have to scat.

I still want to hear her side of the story though, just to see if it floats.

She needs to clear this up fast, or she can flush her reputation down the drain.

[chaser]

That was a pretty bowled movement...

I have to agree Dust, butt I heard she is hiring a private dick to help her get to the bottom of this case. Ur-ine for a long wait if you think she will let this go. She was quite pissed earlier, got all upset and flushed. Her lawyer, who is a bit of an ass, kept telling her sh*t happens and don't be so anal, butt she really wants to wipe the slate clean.

[Dustdevil]

I think we should hold in our judgements until al the evidence has been analised. Right now, that evidence is crusty at best.

There could be clear explanations for her behaviour. Maybe she has a medical condition. People are known to do bizarre things during fecal motor seizures that they have no memory of.

The cops should not become too relaxative with their investigation until they know for sure she wasn't set up. Does she have any enemas that might do this kind of thing to her?

They need to check the log to see who else was in the building at the time. We need to know who all has been impacted.

[chaser]

... Does she have any enemas that might do this kind of thing to her?...

Ok ok, I quit. Can't top that one (brown noser)