SOMETHING FOR LONESTAR AND FIREMEDIC54

[itku2er]

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MICROSOFT ***

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the VIRGINIA

Edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped

outside of the state.

The VIRGINIA Edition may be recognized by looking at the

opening screen.

It reads 'WINDERS98' Has the Virginia Flag as the background.

NOTE:

1. 1 Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"

2. 2 My Computer is called "This infernal Contraption"

3.3 Dialup Networking is called "Good ol' Boys"

4. 4 Control Panel is known as the "Dashboard"

5. 5 Hard Drive is referred to as "wheel drive"

6. 6 Floppies are "Them Little Plastic Disc Thangs

OTHER FEATURES:

Instead of an Error Message you get a Winder covered

with a garbage bag and duct tape.

TERMINOLOGY:

OK = 'ats awright

Cancel = heck no

Reset = aw shoot

Yes = shore

No = naaaw

Find = hunt ferrit

Go to = over yonder

Back = back yonder

Help = hep

Stop = ternit off

Start = crank 'er up

Settings = sittins

Programs = stuff at does stuff

Documents = stuff I done done

Also note Winders98 does not recognize capital letters or

punctuation marks. Spell check has been deactivated. We regret any

inconvenience it may have caused you if you received a copy of the VIRGINIA Edition.

Staff, Microsoft

SEE I CAN SPELL.........its been MY PUTER NOT ME.............

(take that LONESTAR AND FIREMEDIC54 :!: :!: :!: )

TERR

[Lone Star]

Just remember this terri,

Computers work on the GIGO concept.....Garbage In, Garbage Out.....regardless of what 'operatin system' y'all are usin. Not only that, with the 'spell check' being disabled, it PROVES you can't spell worth a damn! It only corrects what you've already misspelled!

So our original statements about investing into 'Hooked On Phonics' still stands.

TAKE THAT!!!!!

[itku2er]

I stand on my statement above ........ITS NOT ME ITS MY PUTER..............LMAO

[nypamedic43]

I suggest a class in typonese....turst me it helps

[itku2er]

well there is a new one to add to the list how i forgot him i will never know

DOCZILLA

good point twin they need to make the effort to meet me half way

terr

[Lone Star]

I hate to be the cold voice of reality here ladies, but its all computer operator error....the computer can only process the garbage that the operator puts in it. No matter how you want to blame the pc for spelling errors, its the operators fault for faulty input.

Call it what you want, blame who or what you want, it all boils down to an ID10-T error on the computer users part.

As seen on an auto parts store wall:

The wrong information will get you the wrong parts everytime, GUARANTEED!

[spenac]

The wrong information will get you the wrong parts everytime, GUARANTEED!

Wonder how many ladys here have gone and requested a new 710 cap at the auto store?

[itku2er]

Wonder how many ladys here have gone and requested a new 710 cap at the auto store?

as many women do that as men go to the store and buy $100 worth of S*** to cover up the tampons they buy for their ladies :!: :!: :!:

[spenac]

as many women do that as men go to the store and buy $100 worth of S*** to cover up the tampons they buy for their ladies :!: :!: :!:

Wow even more than I guessed. :twisted:

[itku2er]

Wow even more than I guessed. :twisted:

hey spenac this 6 pack is just for you ............. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

TERR