New Names?

[Britpara]

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain

Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by

Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup

d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy

g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim

j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie

m = pinky n = zippy o = goober

p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy

s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey

v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle

d = burger e = girdle f = barf

g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie

j = monkey k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino o = bubble

p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken

v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face

d = nose e = tush f = breath

g = pants h = shorts i = lips

j = honker k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney

p = biscuits q = toes r = buns

s = *beep* t = sniffer u = sprinkles

v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck

y = brains z = juice

Have fun love from Fluffy Chicken-Sniffer!!!

[BeccaKW]

Yikes. . . . . Just so wrong. . .

From Lumpy Girdle-Juice. . .

[Just Plain Ruff]

holy crapola batman I'm Buttercup Chicken-Breath

sounds like a new WOW recipe

[Dooger]

Dorkey Cootie-Brain doesn't sound as intimidating as I had hoped. I think I need therapy... about 24oz worth.

[JakeEMTP]

Pinky Apple Chunks.

Is that what I call them now?

[katbemeEMT-B]

Tootsie Bubble-Head. Gee, that kinda fits me. LOL

[ohemt648]

Squeezit Cootie-chunks

My new partner has been trying to figure out a nick name for me...... there you have it

[itku2er]

loopy apple tush :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[NYAEMT-I]

Hi I would like to introduce myself to everyone..

My name is chim-chim potty nose..

[iMac]

Boobie Bubble-head

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