alcohol IVP?

[RedZone]

Wait, im here! I heard someone say alcohol?????

Yes! We have chilled ampules of Coors, Corona, Heineken. Of course, there's Budweiser on Drip.

[brentoli]

BLS... we just carry Everclear in a tube and squirt it into the cheek.

[spenac]

BLS... we just carry Everclear in a tube and squirt it into the cheek.

And brent don't forget you can admister it rectally if they are not alert.

[katbemeEMT-B]

Yes! We have chilled ampules of Coors, Corona, Heineken. Of course, there's Budweiser on Drip.

I want to ride on your ambulance. Me like beer.

[whit72]

We used to administer Everclear between the cheek to the unresponsive pt. However many clinical trials have proven that signifigant education was needed to completely understand the effects of it on the entire system as a whole. So its an ALS skill now.

We are only alowed to administer beer and wine now. If through assesment you believe the pt would benefit from a hard liquer tx, you must activate the ALS intercept vehicle. They have a fully stocked dry bar per protocols, complete with secondary tx's of salt and lime.

Those who have trouble detecting sarcasm. None was used here.

[BushyFromOz]

True story...

There was an article in a newspaper here a couple of years ago about a bloke who came home drunk one night, lhis wife finally had enough of it and administered an enema of sherry. It absorbed through his bowel that quick he died of alcohol poisoning

Darwin.........Darwin...........Darwin.............Darwin................

[Rezq304]

LMAO....sounds like a new mixture for an old "Jungle Juice" recipe I have.

[Rezq304]

We are only alowed to administer beer and wine now. If through assesment you believe the pt would benefit from a hard liquer tx, you must activate the ALS intercept vehicle. They have a fully stocked dry bar per protocols, complete with secondary tx's of salt and lime.

I want a QRV like this!!!!!

[Code 8 Paramedic]

I was completely misquoted!

[ERDoc]

I see we are all well educated and well prepared to treat hypoethanolemic pts.