Think about it...

[Britpara]

Kyle took his new girl to the movies, which they both enjoyed. After the show he asked what she wanted to do.

'I want to get weighed,' she said.

He took her to the chemist, where the machine said her weight was 107 pounds.

Afterwards, she pouted and sulked for the rest of the evening.

When Kyle finally escorted her home, he tried to kiss her at the door, but she pushed him away, saying, 'Go on home. I had a wowsy time.'

:wink:

[spenac]

HAHA The classic wisp.

[ERDoc]

Doh! I just got it (I first read it just after you posted it). OK, I'm a little slow on the uptake.

[kyle308]

when did I get a skinny girlfriend :? ...when did I get a girlfriend at all :?:

and I still dont get the joke

[spenac]

Darn it Kyle now this post is going to die. Thread killer.

[itku2er]

Dang it i had to read it 3 times to get it........gezzzzz talk about SLOW :roll: :roll: :roll:

[ERDoc]

when did I get a skinny girlfriend :? ...when did I get a girlfriend at all :?:

and I still dont get the joke

Wook a wittle harder Kyle. It might make you waugh.

[spenac]

Wook a wittle harder Kyle. It might make you waugh.

Just wemember he's 16. He needs to stay with Ways potato chips instead.

[ERDoc]

Just wemember he's 16. He needs to stay with Ways potato chips instead.

Oops. I didn't realize that. Wooks wike I made a big mistake. I hope I haven't broken the waw.

[brentoli]

Kyle, any girl that would date you is wovely. Just remember to wiv your wife wong and be prosperous.