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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:

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Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Transubstantiate

Things that are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not my type

No kebab for me, thank you

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

I'm not interested in fighting you

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

No, I won't make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination

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