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You know your addicted to caffiene when...


WendyT

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Description: This is for all you caffiene addicts out there!

You know your addicted to caffiene when...

1. You are on a first name basis with the baristas at Starbucks.

2. A coffee maker is plugged into your cigarette lighter.

3. You have been made an honorary citizen of Columbia.

4. You havn't slept in 6 days.

5. Its 4 AM and your on facebook...

6. When someone invites you up for coffee after a date and instead you have sex, you feel gypped.

7. When Your heart rate is in triple digits.

8. You got pulled over for speeding while you were parked.

9. You held up a Starbucks.

10. You're employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't work there.

11. Starbucks named their new frappuccino after you.

12. You complain on the board of this group that ANYBODY can taste the difference between a non-fat 140 degree cinnamon dolce latte with almond syrip and extra whip and a 140 degree cinnamon dolce latte with almond syrup, extra whip and soy milk.

13. You actually understood what that meant.

14. You dont drink red bull and vodka because the vodka dilutes the taste.

15. You freshen up your rum with a little coffee.

16. You have a starbucks logo tatoo.

17. You remember the summer of 2001 as the summer of the Raspberry Mocha Chip Frappuccino.

18. You cried when it got discontinued.

19. You brought one of those water cooler jugs to starbucks and told them to fill it with a vanilla bean frappuccino.

20. You got a job at Starbucks to fund your caffiene addiction (Bart)

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OK its offical I am ADDICTED to caffine i can relate to every thing accept for the starbucks, we dont have starbucks out here in the sticks....... :D:D:D

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