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A newborn sperm is receiving instructions in conception.

"As soon as you hear the siren, run through the tunnel, then swim in a line until you get to a damp cavern, you'll come across a red ball. Say, "Hi I'm a sperm". She'll answer, "Hi, i'm an egg". Then you'll make an embryo together. Got it?"

The sperm nods. Two days later, he's taking a nap when the siren goes. He gets to the tunnel first, reaches the damp cavern still in the lead, approaches the red ball and says, "Hi, i'm a sperm!" The red ball smirks and says, "Nice to meet you, I'm a tonsil"

:oops: :D:D

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*sighs* :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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