some time you wonder how to call a report in

[mattlott]

as i read this one I grimaced, verge of tears, and yes like a seasoned medic held back a laugh. Now how would you call in the report on this call with a straight face.

______________ article setting up call below

http://www.nbc5i.com/sports/13968715/detai...better_headline

[Michael]

makes his living as a government auditor

So he's had plenty of practice...

[mattlott]

Does that imply IRS

[itku2er]

Its always the QUIET ones....... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[spenac]

Deacon, bar, goverment employer, scrotum

I bet we can make a great country song.

I was drunk the day I ripped the scrotum.

But I had no choice cause he said hook em.

I was going to audit him

But as a deacon I remembered a good hymm.

Take it boys.

[itku2er]

OMG spenac you are just too FUNNY ......thanks I needed a laugh

[spenac]

Radio report seeing as it was in OK against a Texan.

EMS 1 to hospital.

Go ahead

Enroute to your location one new steer. Former longhorn felt the wrath of God.

[itku2er]

LMAO SPENAC dude you are killing me here

[spenac]

LMAO SPENAC dude you are killing me here

Oh if only that were true :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[pacman]

In all seriousness....

"Suburban EMS to XYZ Hospital"

"Go Ahead Suburban EMS"

"I am coming in with a 53 year old male with trauma to the scrotum. Injury appears to be a 2 inch tear with exposed tissue. Bleeding is extensive but is being controlled by trauma dressing. BP is 146/70, pulse 100, respirations 26 a minute, SpO2 is 94% on room air, and patient denies any pernient medical history. Our ETA is 10 mins. Any questions?"

"You're coming in with what?!" *chuckles in the background*

" *clears throat* I repeat, I'm coming in with a 53 year old male with an injury to the scrotum, the balls, the nuts, the sack. Extensive bleeding barely being controlled by trauma dressing. The patient is screaming like a girl, airway is good. I'm coming in without ALS, PD is following my truck. I'll be there in 7 mins. Call everyone, get the camera ready."

"XYZ Hospital received....we'll be awaiting your arrival!!"