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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and

this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a

Visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether

Or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a

Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to

Empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the

Bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you

Want a bed near the window?"

DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

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I want the window BED!!!!!!!!!

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Just so you know I picked the plug so I'm normal lol. :twisted: :lol:

All the voices in my head say your lying.

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No they cant Mine are bigger

Happiness You cant be normal.....you are my daughter :wink:

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they can try But one of my voices is named Rocky

High Rocky we're the Russian, Mr. T, and Apollo Creed. You beat us 1 on 1 but know chance vs us all.

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