The Alcoholic, The Smoker & The Homosexual

[aussiephil]

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, & one was a homosexual.

The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, 'If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die.'

The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice.

While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music & smelling the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey.

No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words.

As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.

The Homosexual looked at the Chain Smoker & said, 'You know if you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead.'

[steph1030]

:shock: :shock: :roll: :roll:

[Michael]

For those who don't get it, it's about the effects of second-hand smoke.

[chaser]

For those who don't get it, it's about the effects of second-hand smoke.

Forget the smoke and mirrors, it's all about tight jeans.

[Michael]

Diarrhea is heritable. It runs in the jeans.

[chaser]

^nod.

Everything runs in the genes.

[itku2er]

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