11 things you will never hear a woman say...

[Britpara]

1 Do you think this dress makes me look too slim

2 You take me out too much, can't we just stay in

3 A fake one will do

4 You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob

5 Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it

6 That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body

7 My mother is a real old bitch

8 No, No, you buy me too much already

9 Give it to me hard up the ass, big boy; you know I love it

10 What headache ?

11 Put your money away, let me buy the drinks

[Lone Star]

12. Even though we're getting a divorce, I want to be completely fair, you can keep the house, the car and anything else you want. I only want what I came into the marriage with.

[chaser]

Maybe you need to meet some different women...

Speaking only for myself, I have said some of these phrases (4, 5, 7). Never 8. And no way 12- sorry Lone.

Not quite sure what you mean by #3.

Just my opinion.

[wrenEMT]

I have said all 12 of those things.. of course only said 3 when I wasn't with a guy at the time.. so a fake one would do since I have it in my night stand drawer like most woman

[itku2er]

4 You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob

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[brentoli]

Nice to see we have a rather.... um.... delightful sort of women here.

[itku2er]

WoW dispatcher dude The women of EMT ROCK where you been? :wink: :wink: :wink:

[Britpara]

I think number 3 probably refers to Diamonds/Designer goods/Mink coats etc rather that your little plastic friend WrenEMT!!! :roll: