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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a

wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our

jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on

the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

we are going to make love all night.

" The next night he came home from work and yelled

" BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "

YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

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BELL 1 rings and we all put on our

jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on

the fire truck ready to go.

Only 3 bells, something about trained monkeys holding hoses comes to mind.......

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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