Oh, my "sexy water"

[akflightmedic]

I debated on where putting this one...its funny, could be a short scenario, but it is medical...so I will just plop it here.

Yesterday, I was on a medical mission called a MEDCAP. We saw approximately 400 patients this day with a wide range of complaints. It was quite the experience and I always enjoy these.

Anyways, a few male patients had similar complaints. It seems they were troubled by their "sexy water" coming out at night while they are asleep and making a huge mess. They wanted to know what they could do to prevent this.

Well, I only have one prescription for this, so I told the interpreter to tell them to masturbate before bed. The look on their face was priceless. We all had a good laugh and I told them it was normal and means you have good imagination. One guy said he could nto do that, so I told him to put a sock over it and go to sleep. Problem solved!

In retrospect, I should of gave them a rubber glove and lotion and told them to apply it vigorously in the evenings to prevent the nigh time "sexy water". Then it isn't masturbating, it is just appplying lotion. Maybe next time...

[Michael]

You haven't checked your, uh, inbox for a while, AK.

[Yummymedic05]

LOL That made my day! I went on a call once, and it was for a male. He refused to talk to me due to the fact I am a "lady" (he doesn't know me well lol). So my partner talked to him. Pretty much he had blue balls and didn't know what to do about them, so my partner told him the same thing (masterbate). I'm glad i'm not a fella!

[Dustdevil]

Pretty much he had blue balls and didn't know what to do about them, so my partner told him the same thing (masterbate). I'm glad i'm not a fella!

I hope he also told him to dump his worthless girlfriend immediately afterwards. 8)

[mrmeaner]

So AK, what's you're cure for the 28 cases of carpel tunnel syndrome you'll be presented with on your next visit?

[Dustdevil]

So AK, what's you're cure for the 28 cases of carpel tunnel syndrome you'll be presented with on your next visit?

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[JeniF371]

LMAO you guys are crazy!!!

When I get the unfortunate opportunity to see old men balls... we call them baby birds...

SCARRED FOR LIFE!!

LMAO!

BTW, do old men masterbate too? Just curious dust... (LMAO!)

[mrmeaner]

Dust, you dirty man. I wonder how the advice would differ from someone named alflightmedic.

[akflightmedic]

When I see "al" I will ask him.

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[JeniF371]

maybe "Al" could answer my question about OLD MEN.......