HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE

[tniuqs]

قد وإللنق

If you use this phrase, and pointing skyward I suspect that you will get an rapid introduction to the Air Marshal, and your airmiles points will be used to visit lovely Guantonimo Bay...ok so my spelling sucks.

Good luck.

[steph1030]

umm yeah there are much better ways to deter an idiot who annoysinnocent people on the plane and lots less likely to get u arrested

[Bombera]

I think it would be funnier if there was more time on the clock because then they would have more time to squirm lol

[spenac]

Hope you are into body cavity searches. Remember all jokes are considered actual threats.

But it would be funny especially as somebody said with a little more time.