EMS Graphics

[PCB]

-Looks like you're not having a good day...

-Would you like Morphine with that?

-I turned off a perfectly good porn movie for this?

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PC

[Doczilla]

Do no harm. Do know harm. (credit to Dr Brown from GMRS)

This might hurt a little...

Next to killing people for money, this is the best job anywhere.

Lack of a will to live on your part is no excuse for making me work.

Don't worry, this won't hurt any worse than being shot.

Molon Labe

'zilla

[shannon710]

nice artwork! keep it up!!

[Asysin2leads]

"Wanted: Paramedic. Do boring nonsense 99% of the time, be scared out of your wits other 1%. Pay: bad, recognition: less, bonus of being able to run occasional red light. Quick hands, strong stomach, essential, brains preferred but not required. Mentally stable law abiding citizens need not apply."

[FormerEMSLT297]

I save lives for a living/hobby, whatever, and I still qualify for food stamps, public assistance, welfare, (take your pick ).

You can't spell MESS with out E.M.S.

You can't spell PROBLEMS without E.M.S.

Homeless, and hungary Paramedic, will defibrillate you for food.

[Dustdevil]

Remember Baby Jessica, her hippa rights were violated.

By whom, and how?

By the way...

• Baby Jessica - 1987

HIPAA - 1996

• Perhaps it's just me, but I just can't seem to find the connexion.

[SSG G-man]

There is a local volunteer EMS department whos motto is "when seconds count." Since we mutual aid them on a VERY REGULAR basis, we felt we should add "we don't get out."

One month we had more calls in their first due than our own!!

[Niftymedi911]

"EMS Earn money while sleeping"

"Be nice to us, We've got drugs that kill you in .045 seconds"

"EMS---PMS"

[MeekoBB]

I save lives for a living/hobby, whatever, and I still qualify for food stamps, public assistance, welfare, (take your pick ).

See, as much as I get disgusted reading that line, it is still so true. Which makes it even more pathetic.

[nypamedic43]

"We dare to Care"

"Always there when you need us"

"Bustin ours to save yours"

"CHAOS-- Chief Has Arrived On Scene" ( my personal fave)

"When Minutes Count"

The list is endless....nice graphics btw, keep up the good work.